- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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