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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Where are you going Your house

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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