- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Gay rights.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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