Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Get on the boat.

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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