- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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