Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had completed its task on the aforementioned other side and was returning back to the coop for a feeding now that the sun had set.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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