- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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