- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

No your aunties a joke

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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