- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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