- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

I have a horse.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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