- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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