- Anti Joke

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

i'm hard

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese