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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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