- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

u know whats a crime? rape

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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