Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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