What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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