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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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