What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Why? Because.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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