- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

hashtags suck balls

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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