- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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