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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What is a jew in space? Dead

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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