- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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