Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

There was a little boy (Jewish edition) Saten: Look father, my silk vestments make me look so much more fabulous than you! Gad: Oh! Hawt sweetie! But not as pretty as my dress... Err I mean "silks"... Anyway you are no longer my son! Which means we can do you know what ;) Saten: Hmpf! I am feel disappoint in of your dress! Gad: ITS SILKS! just *basically* a dress... Oh my gawd! You refuse to give it to your "daddy" ;) You are losar ant not gonna get to hang around this club anymore! Saten: OMFG you are so enrage! You are liek not classy or flamboyant at all anymore, sorry pimp "daddy" :/ Imma leavin! And btw Adam my secret lover has such a bigger wienersnitzel anyways, and he is totally eating my fruits if you know what I mean ;) Gad: Oh me so jelez I am completelay going to panish him! I am throwing him out of Paradise and he will only be abley to get children with women now, lulz I am liek so evel. Saten: OMG WEMEN! UR LIEK ZO EVEL! What u goin to do next huh? Forbid Sodomy? Omg tat would be so mean :(... Moral: "NEVER WEAR A FINER SILKS THAN GAD!"...Well, it starts with two flamboyant faggots fighting over who has the "prettiest silk vestments" (basically dresses)... The rest kinda kinda figures.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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