- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

I C U P White stuff

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

kennah campion when she talks

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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