- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Get up Look in the mirror

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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