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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Ain't idn't a word.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..