A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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