- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

knock knock who's there? faith

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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