- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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