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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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