- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

I read the terms of service.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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