- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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