Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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