What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Knock Knock Who's there

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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