Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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poo

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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69

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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