- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

So a horse walks into a barn.

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