- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Chicken

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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