- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

womens rights.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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