- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

A black man walks out of a police station

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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