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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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