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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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