- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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