- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

how much fish could a chicken

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

scraggle is in you pillow case

A terrorist robs a walrus.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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