Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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What is white and black and red all over.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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