- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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