A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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