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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Gustavo Andrade

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

A cat playing laser tag.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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