- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

why do asprins work? Because they're white

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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