What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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woman's rights

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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no.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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