- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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