Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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