- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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