What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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good looking women

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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