- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

robin, get in the car.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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