- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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