My jeans

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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A man died.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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knock knock come in !

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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