- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

read this sentence again.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Tim likes girls

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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