What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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