- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

penis in the camel

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

João Duarte reads this.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

hi jonny

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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