- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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