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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Dyslexia ruels!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

What comes after 69? 70

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

So a baby seal walks into a club

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