- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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