Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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penis

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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