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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

A penis walks into a bar..

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

why was kade sad? he shit himself

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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