What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

j.p. is dumb

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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