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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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