- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

what do you get when you cross a rhino and a chicken? well, if you're unlucky and too close too the chicken, salmonella if you provoke the rhino, impaled

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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cory is gay

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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