What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Women's rights.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Poker? I barely even know her.

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