- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Republicans

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

FIONN'S LIFE

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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