What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

An orphan falls off a cliff.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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