Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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