- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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