- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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