So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

NEVER

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

You know whats funny? Women's rights

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

knock knock Goodbye

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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