What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Eric is gay Ha

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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