- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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