- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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