- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

someone called someone else a frog

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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