- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Knock Knock Who's there

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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