- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why did the man die? He was old.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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