What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

i have yougurt mit traktor

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

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