Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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