How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

call me maybe.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

12/23/2012

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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