- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What did john say to bob Hey bob

i have yougurt mit traktor

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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