- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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