black chicken. kfc

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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