- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A man walks into a vagina

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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