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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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