What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

women's rights

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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