- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

God is real.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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