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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

A fat guy!

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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