- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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