A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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