A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

H o m o comes out as homo

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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