- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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