How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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Who is it?

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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