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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

The truth is he loves her!!

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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