Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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Psychics.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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