- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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