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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Rush Limbaugh

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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