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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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