Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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pauls tuck

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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