- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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