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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

what happens when you shoot a piece of soup It dies

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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