- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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