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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Dead girls can't say no.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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