- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What are annoying? Ads.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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