- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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