- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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