- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

A man walks into a vagina

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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