Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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A man went back in time and warned nobody about anything and pretended to be from the time he choose to go to and lived a happy life eventually finding a wife. He later found out he had a baby on the way, he named it after his great grandfather who was a war hero. He later found out that many years later his son had a son and they named it after his grandpa. He went to the hospital where he died just as his grandson had a baby and they named it after his father. The man died. End.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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whats long and black? a baton

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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