- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Equal rights!

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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