What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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