Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Anti Joke

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