- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

A hill billy went fishing

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

* anti-punchline

This statement is false.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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