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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

a man makes a bad joke

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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