- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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