- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

penis

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Dwight Howard

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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