Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Albino African Americans

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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a man checks his mypsace

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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