What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

there was once a jew

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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