- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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