- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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