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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

I named my son ps2 controller

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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