- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

I'm rick james bitch

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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