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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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