- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Mogok Papiti.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

SUCK MY NUTS

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

copy me and i will kill you

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

black people

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

How did th-A fridge.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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