- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

What's long and black The unemployment line

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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