- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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