What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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