- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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