- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

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