How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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I Have a Black Friend

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Knock, Knock Come in

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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