- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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