- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Theres an app for the iPhone.

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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