What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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