- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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