A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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