- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

ever tried african food? they neither

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

poopy is poopy

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??