- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

how much fish could a chicken

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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