A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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