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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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