a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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