What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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