What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c it was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out if the tree? A: b/c it was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: b/c he thought it was a game. Q: Why did the toaster fall out of the tree? A: The branch snapped. Q: Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? A: She was hit by three monkeys and a toaster :( MAB99

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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