What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Your mom is not fat!

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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