I am quite mature.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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