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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Your so gay, that you like men!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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