- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

A lot eh?

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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