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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

Roses are red Im adopted

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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