- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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