Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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stinky boner

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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