- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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