- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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