- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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