Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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how much fish could a chicken

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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why am I writing this...im bored

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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