- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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