Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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can you pass the soap?

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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