My three children are three big mistakes.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

You idiot.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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