- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

I am dyslexic

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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