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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

There once was this guy and he fell down

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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