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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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