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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Indians

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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