How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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