- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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