- Anti Joke

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.