Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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