Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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