Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

I have cancer. And you're next.

"Knock knock" Come in!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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