- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

You were born.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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