- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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