Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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John Cena for president

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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