What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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i'm hard

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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