I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Male leadership.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

jd and zach loves vigina

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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