- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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A dancer walks into a barre

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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