Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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