what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

A black man walks out of a police station

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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