- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Womens rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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