Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

men's rights activists

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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