- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

taking out the trash... at night

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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