- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

I'd like to make a withdraw

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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