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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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