- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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