What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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boobs!

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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