It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Niall Horan

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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