- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

sky silverstein

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

I'm winning at Scrabble.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Asian women drivers...

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

rocky is staring at us from outside...

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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