- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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