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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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