A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Poker face

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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