Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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