A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What is green and slow Grass.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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